preemptively enraged at the near-certainty that future publications will pretend zoomers were given that name because they used Zoom a lot during the pandemic
This was my barbenheimer
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i hope i’m not only a beloved mutual to you but also an annoying mutual-in-law to someone else
this is so embarrassing
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my tumblr dashboard hasn't gotten the updated UI yet so hearing more and more people I follow gradually post about the nightmare they're currently living just feels like I'm in the first fifteen minutes of a horror series where Troubling News Stories are starting to crop up on the radio and on blurry background TV sets
my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness