(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)
thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule
Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.
My most stereotypically white person habit is I really do LOVE saying “looks like we got here at the right time” if a place gets crowded after we’ve been seated
my tumblr dashboard hasn't gotten the updated UI yet so hearing more and more people I follow gradually post about the nightmare they're currently living just feels like I'm in the first fifteen minutes of a horror series where Troubling News Stories are starting to crop up on the radio and on blurry background TV sets
my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
this is so embarrassing
(left: tumblr direct messages on desktop. right: twitter direct messages on desktop)
Hey ERM I'm seeing a lot of ppl on my dash reblog a post about an alleged "official Tumblr staff survey" being hosted on a Super Secret Unannounced Staff Blog (@/benevolenthellsite). This survey is fake as shit:
-the account has a weirdly quirky name and an extremely vague one considering the allegedly use as an "official surveying account"
-it reblogs every staff post, but, despite the other staff accounts all reblogging each other, the verified staff accounts have never reblogged the "survey" account's posts
-has not been mentioned on any of Tumblr's exterior accounts, has not been mentioned in any shareholder report released by Tumblr
-the survey platform used is an extremely unprofessional consumer-grade platform that was in the news in May for hosting thousands of phishing scams
-the alleged staff account, which again is @/benevolenthellsite, has only existed for a few months
-if this were an official survey of the site userbase, they would not randomly post it on a secret staff account and not promote it whatsoever. Additionally, the survey is not formatted professionally at all, almost every question requires a write-in answer which would be hell to gather data from at a large scale, and every question on the survey is extremely vague and the relevant data gathered from them would be virtually useless to a company
Please stop reblogging the post. Thanks!